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Antonio

Description:

Antonio is the first cook that you recruit in Suikoden I. There isn't much else you can say about the guy, other than apparently he does show up in Suikoden II during the cooking contests.

Aesthetics:

Nothing great here at all. He doesn't look great, nor does he look particularly crappy. I guess we should be glad he doesn't look crappy? Why isn't he wearing socks?! C

Personality:

Uh... Ha ha, yeah. Not there. He wants to cook, and has like one line throughout the game, or something like that. Come on, he's a freakin' cook, who gives a shit?! D

Usefulness in Battle:

Well, I suppose he'd make good fodder....He's not that great. I'd be willing to nominate him for the Most Fucked Up Weapon of the Game award. Who fights with a frying pan?! D

Overall:

As far as gameplay goes, he's 100% useless, except that you need to recruit him to resurrect Gremio. I guess that makes him 100% useless, anyway. He does, however, serve a functional purpose, since he is a cook... D

Written by:

Mathiu Silverberg & Amaterasu

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