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| Krin… God, there's a lot you can say about this guy, but seriously… Who would want to,
anyway?! Krin is one nasty, little turd. I mean, just look at this guy. Yeah, even if you don't know
jack shit about Suikoden, you can see that Krin is an ugly-ass bastard. Being an ugly sonofabitch isn't
really enough to consider a guy crap, but lord… It should be for Krin. No, unfortunately, Krin's suckage goes further than his looks. His personality is outright detestable. If you haven't played the game, look how nasty and ugly that guy looks, and just try to imagine that if his personality could have an appearance, well… Krin's looks would fit it dead-on. Krin looks like a nasty, unwashed, nose-picking, masturbating reject that even Louis Skolnick and Dudley "Booger" Dawson (Revenge of the Nerds) would turn away. He seriously has the nastiest personality. You walk up to the guy when he's wandering around in that basement, like fucking Igor, which makes sense because if you got this reject in your castle, you'd want to hide him and lock him away in the basement dungeon, too. Anyway, ya talk to the guy and he's like, "Heh, heh, heh…. How's it hangin? I'm hangin' just fine." Wow, thanks. I really wanted to know how yours was hanging… Creep, indeed. Not only that, he's a moron and a thief. He coaxes you into stealing Lepant's sword then he tries to use that same, lame-ass "sleeping tea" trick that Ledon and Kessler pulled on you so that he can take the sword and keep it himself. Fortunately, Viktor picked up a few tricks and spares you the same fate, by remembering what happened last time. So, his personality is crappy and shitty. Well, that might be forgivable if he was awesome in battle, right? Ha ha ha ha…. No. Krin is about the worst character you can use period. You can level him up, sharpen his weapons and he still sucks ass. This may not really be a big deal, but to add insult to injury, he's a required party member when you go to Moravia Castle. That's just awesome as hell… [/sarcasm] I have no idea why Konami insists on giving, annoying, disgusting, and all-out shitty characters such prominent roles, but apparently some Japanese people must get a kick out this. Maybe there's some kinda' cult among game programmers, like there's a few douchebags who get a kick out of forcing you to use shitty characters, or giving them prominent roles just to piss the rest of us off. Hell, there must be one of these guys at Konami, considering the assholes we're stuck with in some of these games. Then, I think, at least Krin would make sense. He's one of those few characters that I think seriously has no fans, whatsoever.
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| Written by: Mathiu Silverberg |
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| Nominated by: Mathiu Silverberg |
| Approved by: Flare, Kikito, & Darko |