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| Kraze is another one of those guys… You look at him and you think what a
dick he's gotta' be, just by looking at him. You know, some people just have that look to
them. I mean, look at Jack Nicholson, for example. The guy looks like a total asshole.
Doesn't mean he is though, he's just got that smug little smile, that kinda' makes you want
to punch him in the face. But, hell, I like Jack Nicholson, so I shouldn't be talking about him and Kraze in the same sentence. Sorry, Jack… If, um… You ever somehow read this. As for Kraze, he actually is a jerk. He's perhaps the biggest jerk in Suikoden I period, of course with Windy close in tow. Actually, Kraze is just a bigger jerk period. At least Windy had some sort of purpose and reason for being an uber-bitch. Kraze was just an asshole. You show up as an Imperial Guardsman, and Kraze is your boss. For no reason, he just starts talking trash to you, because he can. He automatically assumes you're retarded and treats you as such, when he gives your first assignment. That's lovely. He's like the type of boss that would get a swirly from his employees at a McDonalds, or hung out to dry by his work-crew, so he gets fired. My personal friend, Whitey, can attest to that last one. (Yes, his nickname really is Whitey.) Ironically enough, your antics with Ted and the Soul-Eater manage to get him demoted to a crappy post at Kouan. That served the douche right. If Konami hadn't already made him a big enough asshole to begin with, they made things worse when he apparently kidnaps Eileen for his "personal pleasure." And we all know what he meant by that. Once Pahn decides to give the Empire the boot, and delivers Eileen back to Lepant, you have the rare, and I do mean RARE opportunity to choose whether or not to kill the bastard. Rare in the sense that whether or not you do doesn't affect the story and it's an actual choice. Killing him is the one good thing about Kraze, but really… If that's the best thing you can say about a guy… He's seriously - Crap!
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| Written by: Mathiu Silverberg |
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| Nominated by: Mathiu Silverberg |
| Approved by: Flare & Creme de la Fly |